Nob hates self promotion so he refuses tae bum
himself up tae the max only tae let ye doon. He will sing, recite a poem, rant and
dae his best tae make ye piss yerself. A’richt? Cool. See ye there at
The Argyle Bar, Venue 353.
Nob has been banned from virtually every comedy
club in Scotland and that is before he even performed there as his reputation usually
proceeded him, unfairly so he says, as it wasn’t his fault that the audience member
stood up just as he threw the glass ashtray.
So Nobs comedy career was over before it started
and anyway he had to flee the country as the taxman was after him....not because he was
evading any tax but because he shagged his wife and so for the past three years Nob has
had to live a life on the run (although technically, he mainly just sits in front of his
computer).
As he hasn’t got much of his life and has
exhausted nearly every porn site known to man he has decided to give his life a bit of
spice by putting on a one man show at this year’s Edinburgh Festival and to do this
he has managed to kid himself on that he has talent and can actually make people laugh.
Yes, this is totally lacking in any basis in reality but nothing ventured nothing
gained is Nobs motto and he has fuck all better to do with his time anyway. Not to
mention the fact that he could do with a break from his wife and kid who drive him nuts at
the best of times.
You would think that having to perform an hour a
day to at least one maybe even two or three punters would spur Nob on to actually writing
material but he has decided just to wing it as apparently writing material takes a lot of
effort and he can’t be arsed.
He hopes you can make it along anyway and although
it is a free show he said he will go along with the convention of getting the bucket out
at the end of the show for you to put your loose change into, although he hastens to add
that he doesn’t accept coins as he has holes in his very deep pockets so bring a few
notes with you as flyers dinnae grow on trees, ye ken?
Nob, the weird illegitimate child of Scotland.
Part Rod Stewart, part Tennants, Part haggis and all abuse! Truly a great talent and one
to keep an eye out for. Stefan Karpa.
It was a good show, maybe the audience needed a
broader sense of humour, most of them were OAPs after all but I enjoyed it. - Ron
O’Byrne (Pub Owner)
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