ASSFEST 09 is a collection of comedy sketches ranging from the sharply satirical to the downright daft, skilfully woven together by impressions and stand-up.

The 80-minute show features fresh and original material brought to you by a six-strong team who dutifully play a whole host of amusing characters.

ASS promise that you will either laugh, snigger, chortle, chuckle, guffaw, titter, hoot, snort, cackle, fall about, have hysterics, double up or err…express amusement at this full-throttle show.

With no subject or genre left un-mocked ASS pays tribute to the likes of Jane Austen, Anne Summers, Bob Holness and George W to name but a few!

Satisfied spectators will leave coining such phrases as “Purity, purity!”, “Enough with the bloody cucumbers!” and “Covered in tits!” with the same instinctive frequency as “Cold one today”, “Nice while it lasts”, “Makes a change” and other weather-related observations.

Without doubt, this is the best legal way to spend the midnight hour on a Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday.

Great value for money guaranteed, although, mainly because it’s free.