 Apocalypse Wow! tells the story of a
retiring Prime Minister (William Hampstead) giving his final speech to the press, before
he steps down. It is his last half an hour as
Prime Minister and wants to address several topics that have come up during his time in
charge, and have caused controversy on the way. William
feels that this is his chance to set the story straight, whether it be his views on his
funding towards the ‘Gay Rights Movement’ or the purchase of France, he has
opinions that he would like to express to everyone, so that his legacy is left untainted,
and he can retire, safe in the knowledge that he is definitely a living legend.
It’s not always been easy
for William, after both his mentor (Tony Blair) and his predecessor (Gordon Brown) were
both sectioned, the complications of the birth of his first-born causing bizarre
disfigurement to his beautiful daughter, Anne; and the heavily documented unpredictability
of his suicidal wife that is also a world renowned painter of the dead.
Born and raised in Surrey, he
has only ever eaten organic produce, prefers radio plays to the television and is very
fond of gardening, the colour blue, basil and cricket, as we are all aware, after the
controversy surrounding him in the match fixing of the Ashes that time, to which we are
still awaiting the final verdict.
His main political ambition was
and always has been; “To do good things”,
a few of which will no doubt be reflected on during his final speech, but I don’t
want to discuss them here. There are some, but
I will tell you later.
As well as the library that
will no doubt be built in memory of the great man, there will be several Podcasts issued
before the speech, as a bit of a build up, to gain greater insight before saying goodbye. Details of this will be issued shortly.
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