HEY FOLKS. Oh you don't need to stand up. You don't even know me. Oh my, a standing ovation on my first night. Wow! You guys are great. Best audience ever. Seriously. I mean that. You're so supportive. What? You could just feel my energy as soon as I took the stage? You just immediatley knew that I'm just an inherently wonderful individual, just in the first 5 seconds of my act? Yes it's an act. Yes it's an act. Yes. It's an act. ONLY JOKING. THIS IS HOW I AM ALL THE TIME. YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME? ASK MY FRIENDS. THEY'LL TELL YOU. THEY'LL TELL YOU THIS IS ALL I AM. THIS IS ALL I AM. THIS IS ALL I AM. IM JUST THIS. RIGHT HERE. RIGHT NOW. THIS IS IT. THERE IS NOTHING ELSE.
Hi my name is Aniruddh and I am a husk of a human being. You think i'm just trying to be funny but this is genuinely the most open I've been with another human being for a while. Makes ya wanna cry right?
I just did that. I just made you cry. Yeah I can do both. I'm versatile. Want stand up comedy? I can do that. Want stand up uuh tragedy? Hey, I can do that too buddy. I can do that too...