Kimberly Absher’s first brush with fame happened at age 7 when she compulsively lied about being an OshKosh B’Gosh model (specializing in overalls due to her "excellent limb ratios"). The apathetic wow’s were intoxicating, prompting her to find bigger, more actual fame. She heard the siren call of the rap game, and busted in with hits like, "Don't knock it 'til you try it (Beastiality)". Her fondness for dodgy venues full of manic-depressives led her to stand-up, performing at venues in Washington, Wisconsin, and randomly, in South Korea, where a woman told her afterwards, "Voice good, face no." Kimberly is unbelievably
racked with anxiety excited to present a special show just for you at Free Festival 2015.