Fresh off the plane from Straya (down under mate), living in sunny Glasgow, Shell MC is here to love you up with her romantically bizarre poetry, rap, banter and stand-up comedy. She’s part mongrel and an ex-teacher, tired of always being appropriate, she is here to let it all out!
She never follows sound advice and once got married in a toilet shop in Egypt. Let her take you on a journey of dating around the world If you’re lucky she may improvise a poem about your bald head or cute, beady eyes. But always with love!