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I AM THE HORRIBLE THING

Theatre

Venue:The Free Sisters, 139 Cowgate Edinburgh EH1 1JS
Phone: 0131 622 6802
Links: Click Here for venue details, Click here for map
Ticket Prices: Free  
Room: The Wee Room
AUG 1-2, 5, 8 at 11:00 (60 min)
 
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Greg will give you £5 if you come to this show. No joke. The first 10 people to come and stay the whole time will get £5. Greg almost died on vacation in Costa Rica. Now he wants to tell you the whole funny/sad story and about the time he painted his penis purple in Hawaii. This is a true story. Greg is a lifelong improv comic, but in this show he does something a little different. He does not go for the quick laugh. He relives his near-death experience so deeply you won't know if he gets out alive until the very end. 'Deeply effecting life-or-death story' (Charleston City Paper).


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May 24, 2019 The Post and Courier
What was supposed to be a celebratory getaway to Costa Rica for local improv comedian Greg Tavares and his wife quickly turned dark when Tavares decided to take on “monster-sized waves” on his stand-up paddleboard.

“I got worked by a wave,” Tavares said. “I got separated from my guide that was with me. I got separated from my board. I didn’t have a flotation device and I had to fight my way back in. I almost didn’t make it.”

Nearly three years later, Tavares still is traumatized by his near-drowning experience, he said. One thing that has helped him cope is telling his story in a new one-man show, “I Am the Horrible Thing,” which he workshopped at Pure Theatre in the spring of 2018.

This year he will be presenting the show as part of Piccolo Fringe at Theatre 99, before heading to the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in August.

This show is an artistic departure for the 50-year-old improv comic, who gets deeply personal as he recounts his experience, sharing childhood memories of growing up in Hawaii. Being serious in front of an audience made Tavares a little uneasy.

“At first, I was kind of afraid that people would laugh during it because they would think I was supposed to be funny,” Tavares said.

While he admits there are some funny moments — such as the story of his father taking the family to a nudist beach — the show is, more than anything, about his “harrowing” brush with death.

It’s not the inspirational story audiences might expect.

“I tried to fly in the face of some of the stereotypes about the idea of a true-life, near-death experience,” he said.

Audiences will not hear Tavares talk about how flowers smell sweeter, or how one is supposed to view every day as if it’s the “best day of your life.” Nor will he ask patrons for sympathy.

“I’m embarrassed that I almost got myself killed,” he said.

“I Am the Horrible Thing” is Tavares’ “loving tribute to the ocean for not killing (him),” and a way to process the fact that he lived.

He did not let it stop him from getting back out into the ocean; Tavares still tries to paddleboard at least once a week, though he must fight through his fear. Returning to the water has been therapeutic, he said.

Writing and performing the show forced Tavares to revisit his trauma and also figure out how best to engage the audience.

“My job is to re-live it in a way that’s passionate, connected and feels like it’s happening,” Tavares said. “The funny thing is that people, when they see it, sometimes have told me they’re actually worried I’m not going to make it out.”

Spoiler alert: he does.

Madalyn Owen is a Goldring arts journalist at Syracuse University. Click Here

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