RightNow=new Date();
var cday = RightNow.getDay()
var cdate = RightNow.getDate()
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var comment = "comedy at venues around the UK"
if (cday==1) comment = "live Stand-Up Comedy Tommorow night at <b>The Coach and Horses</b> in <b><a href='soho.htm'>Soho</a></b>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp";
if (cday==2) comment = "live Stand-Up Comedy Tonight at <b>The Coach and Horses</b> in <b><a href='soho.htm'>Soho</a></b>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp";
if (cday==4) comment = "live Stand-Up Comedy Tonight at <b>The Tournament</b> in <b><a href='earlscourt.htm'>Earls Court</a></b>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp";
if (cday==5) comment = "live Stand-Up Comedy Tonight at <b>The Goat Tavern</b> in <b><a href='goattavern.htm'>Piccadilly</a></b>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp";
if (cday==6) comment = "live Stand-Up Comedy Tonight at <b>The Cricketers</b> in <b><a href='kingston.htm'>Kingston</a></b>, and <b>The Quadrant</b> in <b><a href='brighton.htm'>Brighton</a></b> &nbsp&nbsp&nbsp";
if (cday==0) comment = "live Stand-Up Comedy Tonight at <b>The Hope</b> in <b><a href='richmond.htm'>Richmond</a></b>&nbsp&nbsp&nbsp";
if (cmonth==12 && cdate==1) comment = "Happy New Year!";
if (cmonth==12 && cdate==25) comment = "Happy Christmas!";
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